First, congratulations! You’ve crossed the finish line of academia and have now been thrust into the wild, exhilarating, and sometimes terrifying world of adulthood. You might think it’s time to jump straight into a job and start living that “adult life” everyone talks about. Well, hold your horses! Before you sign up for that 9-to-5 grind, let me give you a humorous reality check and encourage you to try new things first. Trust me, being a grown-up isn’t as fun as it’s cracked up to be, and life is, well, ridiculously expensive.
Imagine this: You’re a kid, dreaming about adulthood. You picture yourself rolling in money, buying whatever you want, living the dream. Flash forward to adulthood, and it’s more like rolling in debt and living with roommates who never do the dishes. You might think your entry-level salary sounds decent now, but wait until you’re budgeting for rent, utilities, groceries, and that gym membership you never use. Once you open that door it never ends. Please, before you check into the monotonous prison of work and responsibilities, take some time to explore and enjoy the
Let’s talk about money. Remember those carefree days when a fiver from the tooth fairy felt like winning the lottery? Well, get ready for a shock. Now it hardly buys you a fast-food burger. Life is expensive, my friends. Rent, bills, groceries, taxes—did you know taxes are like, a real thing? Before you get trapped in the never-ending cycle of earning and spending, take some time to yourself. Backpack through Europe, eat exotic street food in Asia, or get lost in the vibrant chaos of a South American market. These experiences will be priceless, help open your mind to more possibilities.
Speaking of food, as an adult, you’ll quickly learn that eating out every day isn’t sustainable unless you’re vying for a spot on “My 600-lb Life “or a trust fund baby. Learning to cook is a valuable skill, should always be done with love, and often can also be a hilarious disaster. Ever tried making a soufflé? It’s like trying to inflate a balloon with a tiny puncture—frustrating and doomed to deflate. Maybe take a cooking class in Italy or a sushi-making course in Japan? Not only will you gain some impressive culinary skills, but you’ll also have fantastic stories about how you almost burned down an Italian villa or accidentally ordered raw fish eyeballs in Tokyo.
And then there’s the workplace. Oh, the workplace. If you think school was tough, wait until you meet corporate life. Office politics make high school drama look like a kindergarten recess. You’ll encounter all sorts of characters: the over-enthusiastic morning person, the passive-aggressive emailer, the person who microwaves fish in the communal kitchen (a truly unforgivable crime) and those others that step on you to get a raise or promotion. The stakes are truly much higher than in school, even friends can be ruthless. So prior to committing to this dark circus, why not explore different jobs, volunteering or even internships? Try your hand at different fields, from working at a homeless shelter in the Bahamas to teaching English in a remote village. These experiences will not only help you figure out what you truly enjoy but also give you hilarious stories to tell at dinner parties.
Now, let’s get real for a moment. Being a grown-up means dealing with some pretty unglamorous stuff. Bills, taxes, insurance, and let’s not forget about the joy of holiday shopping at Walmart. You’ll buy things and then spend hours trying to decipher instructions that seem to have been written in hieroglyphics, struggling only to end up with a poorly constructed lopsided item and a new appreciation for things that are pre-assembled. Before you get shackled with adult responsibilities, take the opportunity to live a little. Go on spontaneous road trips, dance like nobody’s watching at music festivals, and just enjoy the freedom of not having a million things to worry about….be a kid.
In conclusion, dear graduates, before you rush into the world of work and adulthood, take some time to explore, experiment, and embrace the chaos. Try new things, travel, and let yourself be a little reckless. The responsibilities of adulthood will always be there, waiting for you with open arms and a stack of bills. But for now, seize the moment. Life is expensive, adulthood is overrated, and there’s a whole world out there waiting for you to discover. Go out, make memories, and most importantly, have fun.
